This page was created after having to do martial arts as practice for school soccer. Some of you may not find it funny but that is because some of you haven't had to do martial arts for a sport. Note: It has been exagerated greatly to make it somewhat funny. It is arranged in steps for those upcoming martial artists and for those who want to be Goku to learn easier. Step 1: Punches- You start off in a stance you saw in some martial arts movie or in DBZ. You should start off with 100 pound wieghts on your arms. You should do 25 punches in 3 seconds. If you fail to do this you should be perpared to have your coach yell at you for 3 minutes. Then you will run 3 miles for failing to do it. Step 2: Kicking- Once again start in a cool looking stance. 250 pounds is a good starting wieght. You start off with basic kicks, then move on to flying kicks which should be done off a 25 ft wall. If you manage to survive the fall without injuries then congratulations you have made Varsity. Step 3: Flying- Flying is of course a important factor in doing moves you see on Dbz. To fly you must first learn to control you Ki. It is simply to do first concentrate on something then jump into the air if you manage to stay in the air for 2 seconds you learned to control your Ki. Now get onto the 25 ft wall again and jump off. With any luck you will begin to float after this you them must learn to control your speed. Step 4: Fighting- Well you now are a martial arts master so you must fight people. I recommend someone who is twice your size to start off with. Begin the fight by screaming really loud and looking constipated. This will scare your opponent and once you are powered up jump at them and use your flying skills to flip over them then kick them in the back. When they are on the ground beat them mercilessly. Of course they could instead pummel you to death but you are a accomplished martial artist so you will be fine. If you read this please don't try this you will only hurt yourself and make yourself look like an idiot. This was written to be funny and it really doesn't do a great job at that so don't do it. If you would like to reach the writer of this piece of work, click HERE to email him. Plz do email him and tell him wat u thought of his work. Thank u, if this piece made you smile, then this writing has done it's work. Check out our humor pics made by me!